The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to disturb them while reading. If you see us holding a book up our noses, stay away and leave us alone for your own good. No matter how close you are to us, we will be annoyed.
I am the only person I know who falls into tables for no reason and chips a tooth.
Now, in all my brilliant glory, I have an exposed nerve, which means it hurts like fucking hell. Dentist on Monday. In the mean time, the pain pills are great…except they don’t work very well.